Jeff Dunham Achmed’s “Jingle Bombs”

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Achmed sings a christmas song, enjoy!

Text:
Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That’s when I got shot in the ass
by the US Military…

[it's not funny!]

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left
is this towel up on my head.

I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenient store night clerk.

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed.
Don’t laugh at me because I’m dead
or I’ll kill you…

I KILL YOUOUOU!

Thanks for the text, DJKrazim

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leanne26chyna Said,
@nadli331 okay …
@nadli331 okay maybe a halo
RealityGameWorld Said,
silence i kill u
…
silence i kill u
awsome song
MrLEDGE11 Said,
i luv jeff dunham
i luv jeff dunham
DijakJumper Said,
YOU RACIST BASTARD! …
YOU RACIST BASTARD! IS THIS WHAT YOU THINK I LIKE?! xD
HeavensAngelWolf Said,
“i can beat you at …
“i can beat you at guitar hero……………. ok maybe halo ” hahahahahha XD
BLSFAN5150 Said,
how do u play tht …
how do u play tht little riff he does at the begin?g
hulliganen10 Said,
this is a funny
this is a funny
kulter20 Said,
PLEASE DONT READ …
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT something bad will happen. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS ACTUALLY WORKS
kalba7 Said,
jeff u r legend u r …
jeff u r legend u r the best vintrili thingy evaaa
dramuse29 Said,
where are all the …
where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me!! HAHAHAH FUNNY
brain4k Said,
Do u wanna knwo, …
Do u wanna knwo, what Obama Knows about you?
WhatObamaKnowsAboutMe.6x.to
seahaert360 Said,
Ok o ok. So two …
Ok o ok. So two jews wAlk in a bar “no achmed” what you wont let two jews into your bar, you racist *******. Amazing im in love with achmed
XXKAZEX Said,
i got thro check …
i got thro check point A but not thro chick point B thats when i shot in the by the US miltry

HAHAHAHA
Kathi96Chucks Said,
“SILENCE-night!” …
“SILENCE-night!” Achmed is great!!! XDDDD
bobogster113 Said,
hahahha!!!oh man …
hahahha!!!oh man this is so funny!!!cnt stop laughing!!!
TwilightGirls1997 Said,
LOL oh.my.gosh me …
LOL oh.my.gosh me and my friends were singing this today.
the thanks 2 uncal sam part is my best friends fav part.
DhaKiiNGq Said,
“He Dont Know He …
“He Dont Know He does drugs” “You Racist Bastard”lmao
cherryblossem101 Said,
Dashing thru the …
Dashing thru the sand
with a bomb straped to my back
I have a nasty plan
For Christmas in iraq
I got thru check point A
but not thru check point B
that when i got shot sniper u.s military
JIngle bombs jungle bombs
mine blew up you see
where are all the virgins that benladen promiced me?
Jingle bombs Jingle bombs
Your souldiers shot me dead
The only thing that i have left is this towel apon my head
jatutu123 Said,
HAHAHAHAHA I CANT …
HAHAHAHAHA I CANT STOP LAUGHING HAHAHA O HOLY CRAP I PEE MY SELF!!!
jonathadude Said,
soo coool

soo coool
POSSESSEDHUNTER Said,
‘YOU NO THAT XBOX …
‘YOU NO THAT XBOX GAME GUITAR HERO I KICK YOUR ASS’ ‘GUITAR SOLO’ ‘OK MABY AT HALO’ LOL
2009Cretzu Said,
i usted to be an …
i usted to be an man
but every time i cough
thank`s to ucle Sam
my nuts keep falling off ):)))=)))=)))
bmanu7100 Said,
HAHA XD

HAHA XD
Spock103 Said,
Go Jeff!
Go Jeff!
legendary132 Said,
“oh, and my …
“oh, and my favorite, SILENCE night.” i just can’t stop laughing!!!

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